First of all, I was dying laughing and nodding my head through this!! You are so funny, Dani... I love it and IDGAF about a lot anymore... like I used to! Feels good, huh?

Dying that your mom and dad showed up with Taco Bell. I definitely would have said something about that!

You rock that bikini!! And yeah, who cares, right? I feel like, no one is looking at me anymore so what does it matter. My super pale ass has to get in one of those next weekend. I used to worry about getting a spray tan but I'm over it this year. I just don't have the energy for that shit anymore!

And, when are you coming back to my hood?!?!