LOL! That's kinda funny. Well, it doesn't work for everyone!! You have to do you and shoot, it takes a lot of work to decorate the house so you might as well enjoy it for longer, right? I was actually thinking I need to get in the attic and get that stuff down soon. But, in all honesty, I might stop decorating for at least a year when my kids are gone and off on their own. This mama is tapped out! ;)