LOL!!! These three sentences have me on the floor. Love your humor! ;)

As you know, I am exclusively a plant-eater. I live smugly, if not a little chilly on the moral high ground. It’s a lofty place where I look down on all the omnivores beneath me. When I do, I am warmed by the pleasant rush of superiority.
It’s not a Crime to Love Yourself
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Michele Maize
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LOL!!! These three sentences have me on the floor. Love your humor! ;)
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Written by Michele Maize9.7K Followers
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Sober Traveler | Wannabe Vegan | Yoga Addict. Dog-loving extrovert turned introvert. Owner of "The Maze". Editor at Black Bear and Globetrotters.
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