Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard!!! LOL!!

F*ck root canals, if I have to get another one, I'd rather die... kinda kidding ;)

No one wants to hear your conversation in the store... stop smacking your gum and I don't even want to hear you eat! I used to love booming in the car, now my ears can't take anything loud. Rude people suck. I hate petition people, go away.. I'll find you if I'm interested. And hot damn, why are they always stocking during the busiest days... ever hear of doing that early morning or late at night?

Ok, I agree with all but this would get too long! Loved it Mike!