Oh my gosh, I'm dying.

… Vegan Yogi mentioned in her own 10 Interesting Things About Me article that mushrooms disgust her. Well, I can do her one better on that score: merely looking at a mushroom gives me the heebie-jeebies. Sprouting vilely from the ground — or even worse! — from the trunks of trees, mushrooms are foul. They lurk in damp, dark places; they have an unhealthy pallor; they often have scrofulous-looking appendages; and some of them can kill you! Ugh! Not a thing any human being should ingest. No thank you, ma’am!
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Michele Maize
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Mar 27, 2022
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Oh my gosh, I'm dying. You are so funny. And, I can just picture you floating around on skates in the 80s. Love the giraffe. Sometimes I've diagnosed myself right, just like you!! And, do you still living in Wyoming? It's on my RV list, I'm planning a trip 3 years in advance, LOL
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Written by Michele Maize9.7K Followers
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Sober Traveler | Wannabe Vegan | Yoga Addict. Dog-loving extrovert turned introvert. Owner of "The Maze". Editor at Black Bear and Globetrotters.
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