Oh my gosh, this did make me laugh! My husband's family is Italian-American, as well. Lots of dry bread over the years although now that his grandparents aren't around anymore, not so much.

I appreciate the references to the royalty and how Kate that comes from a secure family is the only one that is thriving.

I just hope and pray that I don't end up talking about my ailments at family dinners in the future!! Note to self! :)